Chapter 1514: Rats Love Rice
ight me one-on-one""Of course! That's the chivalry of an English gentleman!" Smith boasted. "As long as you can defeat me, my brother will not trouble you in any way. How does that sound""Alright!" Ye...With a deafening roar, the giant python flung Shen Yun, who was already pinned by its coils, violently back.
But this time her luck was good. As she fell, she landed right on top of the python and bounced a few times before rolling onto the floor, quite far away.
Whether it was Duan Xing who lay beside the black hole, or Yang Xiao and Shen Mingqing who stood inside the monitoring room, none of them looked at her. Instead, they stared intently at the giant python.
To be precise, it was looking at the python's belly.
Fresh blood, like an arrow, gushed from his stomach, as if someone had turned on a high-pressure water gun. It spurted outwards, splattering the white wall with streaks of crimson that glowed eerily in the light.
The python was covered in scales, so tough that even bullets couldn't penetrate them, let alone swords and knives.
Then, what reason caused the fresh blood to spurt out from the giant python's body
As the saying goes, the best way to conquer a strong fortress is to attack from within.
A giant python, clad in armor impervious to swords and spears, a fortress alive, suddenly had blood gushing out, for it had been breached from within.
A sliver of black, starkly contrasting against the crimson, jutted out from the python's distended belly like a bolt of lightning ripping through dark clouds.
Then, there was a bloody hand.
Then, an arm emerged, followed by half a shoulder and a head.
Although his head was covered in a sticky mess of crimson blood, Duan Xing, lying by the black hole's edge, burst into tears of joy after a moment of stunned silence. He shouted at the top of his lungs: “Sister, brother-in-law, brother-in-law!”
Who, besides Li Nanfang, could have emerged from the giant python's body
Four people witnessed him being swallowed by the python, except for Yang Xiao, no one else could believe that Li Nanfang still had hope of crawling out alive.
After all, a python's gastric acid, like the sachet it carries, is domineering and unrivaled in its "industry."
When a large prey is swallowed, its respiratory system is immediately paralyzed by the special foul smell, causing brain oxygen deprivation and instant unconsciousness. It can only passively be swallowed into the python's stomach sac.
Once prey enters the python's stomach, powerful gastric acid begins to work. Within seconds, it can corrode most of sensitive body parts like ears and noses.
This was only a few seconds.
For how long has Li Nanfang been swallowed by the python How many seconds have passed How could he still have a chance to survive and break free
But he just broke through the riverbank and came out!
Though covered in blood and looking ragged, he held his spear high, like a moth breaking free from a spiderweb. The moment he emerged from the python's coils was incredibly captivating to Duan Lingxing.
Just like the most blind fan, seeing her most beloved idol with her own eyes, crying, laughing, and screaming in a mixture of both: "Brother-in-law, brother-in-law, I love you, just like a mouse loves rice."
I love you, loving you, just like a mouse loves rice.
This lyric is from "Mouse Loves Rice", definitely an old song, so old that Duan only heard it once and dismissively rolled his eyes, saying that the author who could write such lyrics must have been a complete moron.
But now she truly felt it, besides using the lyrics "a rat loves rice" to describe her feelings, how happy, hardworking and how much she loved her brother-in-law, that without him she couldn't find any other words.
After emerging from the giant python's belly, Li Nanfang felt nauseous and wanted to die. He wasn't particularly interested in his willful niece anymore, but hearing her scream so loudly still made him feel a sense of pride.
After all, even though Duan Xing is willful and disobedient, she's still a first-rate beauty, isn't she
There are some men in the world who, when young girls cry out their love for them, feel as though they are being worshipped like grains of rice to a mouse. How could they not be happy How could they not feel proud
Pouting his lips and waving his right hand, Li Nanfang gave his niece a playful flying kiss before he had time to lift his shirt and wipe his face.
"Wave, wave, wave!"
The teenage girls there immediately sent back kisses, **with sound.**
Wait a moment before kissing, that entire face is reeking, it's disgusting.
Li Nanfang just pulled up his shirt - grass.
This shirt's quality was simply terrible. Li Nanan had only crawled through the python's belly once, but the shirt was ripped to shreds, looking nothing like it used to. With just a slight tug, it turned into strips of cloth.
Of course, this could be related to the shirt being unable to withstand the corrosion of gastric acid in the python's stomach.
After figuring this out, Li Nanfang was startled and no longer cared about wiping his face. He hurriedly stood up from the python's body and observed if he had lost an arm or a leg.
Especially the third leg.
That's a key protected species, would rather lose its head than its leg.
Li Nanshang bent down and reached out, tugging at the edge of his pants. The fabric tore like rotten leaves on a tree, ripped apart with a single pull.
That makes it convenient to unbuckle the belt.
Lucky.
That thing was still hanging between its two legs.
... Moreover, because Li Nanfang was forced to curl up in the python's belly when it swallowed him, which provided the best protection for him, and recently he also developed a good habit of wearing underwear and pants, these favorable reasons have made him not only unharmed but also very clean.
"Roar—thump!"
Just as Li Nanshan discovered that Xiao Li was all talk and no action, a feeling of relief washed over him. Suddenly, he heard a faint cry from beside him, followed by the distinct *thwack* sound a giant python makes when it closes its jaws.
Then, a stench of fishy water splattered onto the scene.
Then came the scream of a certain young girl: "Brother-in-law, be careful!"
Li Nánfāng turned his head back.
He saw a giant python's head, as large as a small round table, smashing at his feet. Its two eyes, like Aladdin's lamp, were wide open, but their eerie red glow dimmed rapidly, like embers in the wind.
As Li Nanshan lowered his head to check on his brother's well-being, a sudden and unbearable pain struck the giant python. Finally, it understood what was wrong.
The python definitely hated Li Nanfang.
You said you were swallowed by me, how could you still stab a hole in me, tear it open and crawl out
This is simply ****ing unscientific.
Filled with rage, the giant python mustered its last ounce of strength, letting out a hoarse roar and opening its jaws wide to bite down on Li Nanzhang's head.
But it's a shame that no matter how savage the wild beast was, once its stomach sac was pierced and ripped open, and something very important to it was shot out with fresh blood staining its fur, it would never have the strength to bite off a person's head.
After opening its last bloody maw, the python managed to get within 10 centimeters of Li Nanfang before finally losing its life. That was already quite good.
Though it was dead, it still seemed unwilling to let go, a hint of discontent lingering in its final moments.
Even God couldn't stand it anymore. After Li Nanfang was startled, he instinctively retreated and sat back on the giant python. That's when he discovered a golden object the size of a tennis ball.
This thing emits a strong sweet fragrance outwards.
"What's this A gift from the sea monster, to bless me with surviving its belly and crawling out If that's the case—hey hey, buddy, you're being too generous. This makes all of us feel embarrassed."
Li Nanfang, like a gossiping busybody, talked about how embarrassed he was, but his hands were busy as ever. He bent over and picked up the "tennis ball" hanging from a layer of oil skin with one hand.
In fact, the moment he saw it and smelled the sweetness, he already knew what it was.
Snake spirit.
A sachet.
A priceless treasure.
This thing is like cow bezoar, dog treasure, all purely natural things, the medicinal value is simply indescribable—so I won't describe it.
Anyway, cow gall and dog treasures are common, but incense pouches are rare once in a hundred years.
Just as an ancient tree can sprout new branches, this technology allows women who were born unable to conceive to restart their development during puberty. Ultimately, with the cooperation of a man, they can experience the joy of motherhood.
At the same time, the snake essence sachet is also a miraculous antidote.
It's especially surprising and unscientific how effective it is in treating certain difficult-to-diagnose blood conditions.
In a nutshell, two words to describe sachets are "treasured objects".
If it had to be described in four words, it would be "a priceless treasure".
If I had to sum it up in one sentence, I'd say: "I wouldn't trade this for the throne itself."
A woman used it, even just one percent of the dosage, would go from being infertile and unable to have children to becoming a happy mother, and she would even get younger and younger, her skin becoming whiter and more tender—sigh, there's no way around it, who wouldn't want this thing that has such amazing effects on health
A man used it, needing only one percent of its power. Even then, he could be a bridegroom every night, tirelessly enjoying the company of ten women without ever knowing what fatigue was.
Li Nanfang wasn't very educated, hadn't read many books, and was currently in a state of "confused amnesia." However, this didn't affect his instincts. He could clearly remember that several years ago, Ye Xiaodao, who claimed to be a "friend of women," had earnestly recommended this thing to him.
Okay, it's actually about the legend of the snake essence sachet.
Dao Ye said very clearly that this thing is absolutely rare and hard to find. He traveled all over the world for many years, searching for it thousands of times, but never found it.
A treasure of the world, of course, is something rare and hard to come by.
"Holy crap, I'm loaded this time, loaded! Should we eat it right now"
Overjoyed Li Nanfang, holding a sachet in a daze, stared blankly for a moment, muttering to himself, opening his mouth.
He had no idea that his greedy and hard work scared Shen Mingqing inside the monitoring room.
Shen Mingqing had seen him emerge from the dragon's belly with his own eyes. He was so shocked that he was completely dumbfounded.
A voice echoed in his ears, like thunder from the heavens: "The Hancheng Shen family, to break the thousand-year curse and no longer suffer the agony of losing loved ones every twelve years, must wait for a child born with a black dragon hidden within their body, a harbinger of disaster from the dark world, to be reborn into someone who has returned to youth."
At that time, this man will wield a black thorn, slaying the Death Dragon and retrieving from its belly the treasure we desire.
Only he could, when killing the giant python with force, take out the sachet unharmed.
When will he appear
The prerequisite for him to appear is that the Shen family must have a girl.
Shen Mingqing, who had long known about these things, although he never dared to doubt what his ancestors had passed down, couldn't help but wonder—after all, who among those with normal intelligence would believe that such people actually existed
Even though, the Shen family finally welcomed its first female member in hundreds of years, Shen Yun.
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